Nonsense, crude rhymes and great (?) poetry.

Mainly old stuff revisited.

Going for Gold.

Mother wins.

Exhausted.

Househusbands/wives with broken down tumble driers will recognise this!

Hell's right here.

When there is only fear.

The last stand.

The violent yet happy end of an old 'never has-been.'

One Hit Wonder.

The Celebrity Circus.

Matt the skateboarder.

Teenage tearaway falls in love.

Sometimes.

Sometimes I write a load of nonsense.