Political Poetry

Poems of a political nature

Dinosaurs

A description of my view of British politics and politicians.

Death & Taxes

The contradictions of 'Christianity.'
Cherry

SOMEBODY'S KID

I was in the paper shop and a gaggle of 10-12 yr old girls came in. I noticed that every magazine on their eye-level had a semi-naked young woman on the cover.

Tony Baloney

A poem about Tony Blair written a few years back. It was sent to the Independent to give them a laugh.

NIMBYs

A poem for NIMBYs. (Not In My BackYarders)

PSALM AFGHANISTAN

Written in 2001 and sent to Private Eye who declined to print it but with a "thank you". We love that rag.

HEATING UP.

a poem about rising temperatures

MY LIFE AS AN M.P.

A SHORT ADAPTATION OF AN OLD SONG.