Pretentious Tales Volume 1

By mbeswick

Absolute rubbish

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By mbeswick on Sat, 11 Mar 2006

One night I stayed up writing poems To try and make ends meet, But who would buy this awful stuff, I thought, as they were all about feet. So I tried my hand at a different topic, One with greater mass appeal.
Autobiography
Poem
Certificate 12

Bum sex

By mbeswick on Tue, 28 Feb 2006

Yeah, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yes. yes Oh yes, yes ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah mmmm, ah, ah, ah, mmmm yeah ... ... yeah ... yes, yes, yes, mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm yeah yeah yeah yes, yes, yes, yes
Spiritual
Poem
Certificate 18