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The dyslexic's lament
Wue is me. No mattress how herd I fry, I con neptune get my words out property. Since I was smell, it has been a custard sauce of irrigation. At school they wood loaf at me. Gills could never tape me celery,
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Elvis
There's a cat that lives across the road. His name is Elvis and he sits on the sill 15 feet above the ground. I wave at him sometimes. He doesn't wave back. Sometimes I think to myself "Is he really Elvis?".
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Block
One night I stayed up writing poems To try and make ends meet, But who would buy this awful stuff, I thought, as they were all about feet. So I tried my hand at a different topic, One with greater mass appeal.
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My Magnificent Cock
Look at you standing there you magnificent beast, mighty cock of mine. Red raw, ferocious, ready to strike hard and with sweating vigour. Blood coursing through your central pipe, throbbing head, drooling with slime and cock spittle.
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Bum sex
Yeah, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yes. yes Oh yes, yes ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah mmmm, ah, ah, ah, mmmm yeah ... ... yeah ... yes, yes, yes, mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm yeah yeah yeah yes, yes, yes, yes
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