UEA Portfolio First Year

Erm, so I wrote this in my first year studying American Literature with Creative Writing at the University of East Anglia. I didn't spend much time writing these, being the typically University student I chased tail and won the girl, then wrote these stories the night before the deadline. But oh my god, that tail was worth it. She is a mighty fine tail. And now she is up my ass.

Ivory's Eyes

There’s nothing Ricky Steenkamp liked more than to fuck, shoot and drink. His Jeep was his home. It had to be, he was kicked out of the other.

Lungs

LUNGS
Cherry

Jesus was a Super Hero

The leaves danced like ginger girls hopscotching their way through suburban streets. From the step, Kieran could see the garden path splitting the lawn, leading to the gate.