ABC front page pics
Fri, 2001-06-22 07:20
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ABC front page pics
Where do the photographs that are used on the front page come from? Is it a library stock that you use, or is there a sneaky snapper on the team?
I just wondered...sometimes, like today, the pic doesnt match the blurb - theres a beautiful multicoloured snap of a flower, next to the words "Make us Shiver with Fear"
ickle_princess
may be some people find flowers frightening, Liana!!
Liana
Forever unanswered, l guess :o)
Gorjer Frill
Forever silenced, I dare not guess.
Diana Bird, Editor
We have a staff photographer called Anthony Epes who takes all of our photos. Sometimes I have little blips and don't put the appropriate photos on. I wasn't trying to make flowers frightening!
Dave Randall
Thank goodness that's clarified. I've been too scared to venture into my garden for a week!!!!
Dave Randall
Dear Editor
Following your reassurance that flowers are not frightening I have indeed ventured back into my garden. To my horror the Hyd - Rangea was rounding up the fences. Sheltering cover for this was being provided by the bamboos shooting from the rockery. I of course fled immediately to the relative safety of my conservatury, carefully avoiding the red hot pokers that lined my retreat when I tripped and fell, severely injuring myself. I am presently in hospital with many Cyclamen around me and am therefore very scared indeed!
I contacted Claims Direct whilst waiting for the ambulance to arrive. They advised me that as I was not at work, out and about or in a car but on my own property they cannot assist me to sue any one for damages.
I wish to share this with other readers who may have considered following your advice on this matter.
Yours
Dave Randall
A and
Dim Ocks
sounds like you have the Hebe jebes. You want to kick them in the Genistas or the Berberis you big Pansy.
Clem
Holly Hocks
Lots of potential psuedonyms here (for interested parties):
Ded Nettle
Fox Gloves
Haid Ranger
Clem Atis
Gerry Anium (sounds a bit rude, that)
Beg Onia
Nas Sturtium
Honey Suckle
Pet Unia
As Stilbe
Lo Belia
...and endless Roses
Dave Randall
well well Dim Ocks
want to check out my water feature?
Dim Ocks
does it cascade?
frankie howerd
ooh matron!
kenneth williams
Oi!! that was my line!
bitch!
sid james
if frankie's gonna nick other people's lines i'm gonna down tools
john inman
ooooooooo!
I'm free if Sid's tool is down.
molly sugden
well i wish you would do something with sid's tool, he's been upsetting my pussy with it...
er oos in east...
I've heard his technique with the screwdriver is legendary .... mrs slocombe
Dave Randall
l can assure you his tool has never been in my box!!!!