Not sure if "Rape Man" will take off, but I can see Syphilis Boy being a Viz contender!
How about...
**!!** AVACADO PEAR GIRL **!!**
(she doesn't half like avacado pears!)
...?
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Badgerman, he was bitten by a radioactive badger and can now root around in the undergrowth with the strength of ten men, this is even less useful than it sounds, except when you loose a frisbee.
Octopusman, he was bitten by a radioactive octopus and can now operate all the remote controls at once.
You mean your eldest son is Random Boy, Lisa? That's let the turtle out of the lunchbox!
Octopusman does indeed seem like a formidable foe...
How about...
^^^ THE AMAZING TEXTING TORNADO ^^^
(his thumbs are a force of nature!)
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Bridgeman - he gets paid £5 a week by the council to make sure that noone steals the bridges.
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
Here's a few more...
Caffeine Boy
… he always has a full cafetiere and half a dozen cans of Coke in his knapsack!
Paperclip Man
… his documents are always neat and tidy!
Biro Girl
… she never runs out of ink!
Mr Post-It
… he sticks to any surface and reminds you of things!
Fartman and the Incredible Mr Windypants
… they like a curry!
(PS. Bridgeman... beautifully surreal!)
~PEPS~
You can’t finish a man till he’s finished his Texan Bar
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
The All New Pepsoid the Second!