Imagine¦

Maybe you did.

The government would ban farting and start a 'farting kills' campaign. The US would bomb the middle-east because their food industry harbours and encourages farters. Websites would spring up with such names as 'Thefartery.com' or 'astralwind.com' It'd go underground - no doubt about it. I've just scored 50 tins of baked beans and a chicken madras...gunna be well of me fuckin face There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

I think you've got the basis of a novel there, Yan. I'd read it. Suicide farters, hm...

To see a thread titled “Imagine” and have it pertain to this, and not Lennon, was most disappointing – but I guess I should’ve known.

If anyone watches 'shortcutters' on sumotv I'd recommend watching a short called 'ukwar'. it'll be repeated tonight. It's an excellent mock-news prog covering a muslim civil war in the UK. really mind-blowing stuff. There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

no..i use a black n decker...i have conifers. I thought it linked in well with the bombing of the farterland. There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett