What do I wear underneath?

Bit discriminatory, aren't they - only going up to a Size 12, I mean. What's the implication there for modest Roman Catholic women of more, shall we say, substance?

Jude, you may want to try my new "Slippers of Sobriety" range, with sackcloth linings and Smiley Pope motif, sizes 2 to 14.

Those bloomers are so huge, the real question would be what do you wear on top of them? Is there anything big enough? "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org

You don't need to be Catholic to enjoy a good slippering now and then.

I found something to wear underneath: http://www.tradekey.com/product_view/id/129428.htm The whole ensemble would put one in a great mood, no?

Did you order the minimum 10,000 knickers and bras, Freda? If so, and assuming it was 5000 of each, it will take you 13years 6 months to use them if you use a clean pair every day! I guess that would bring problems, not only of boredom with the same style etc, but also maintaining your figure at a constant for that period.

"Non-woven"...? Eh? What are they made of then? pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)

Have you looked at one of your tea-bags lately? Art of tea, my arse.

Tea bag knickers! Now there's a thought... pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)

These come as standard: http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/img/products/panties/myass.jpg dirty bastards! Daddy, take the banana! Tomorrow it's Sunday! - Faust

Dirty... :-))) pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)