How to conduct yourself in a job interview

What a shit article! Here is the first paragraph: "You would think that any normal person would know better, but apparently not. Here are some examples of hilariously bad behavior interviewers report as actually happening during interviews with potential job candidates. " Considering that your main beef on this forum, broosh, is that of the mis-use (in your opinion) of english language, I'm surprised you posted this illiterate garbage. It's the crappiest article I've read since reading your last post. AND, btw, cognitive and mental are two very different words - perhaps you can't recognize that in your mental world - but most people can. X

Erm... anyway... illiterate or otherwise, it was an amusing article. Personally I think more people who aren't terminal arse-lickers should get the jobs - although I don't suppose that's going to happen any time soon! pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)

Hey, lighten up, Dumbo. Or are you just living up to your name? (I think I hear a troll sniggering under the bridge) Doesn't mention bribery in the piece. That never worked for me either.

My neighbour (who was a manageress) told me the secret to success in a job interview:- 1. Show a bit of leg 2. Tell them you'll give 'em 100% **wink** I've never failed a job interview! No lies. Although I have had to watch my arse for the past 10 years. Daddy, take the banana! Tomorrow it's Sunday! - Faust

'Applicant's attache case opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing women's undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.' Surely, that's a sex discrimination case if ever I saw one.

A kinky case. Daddy, take the banana! Tomorrow it's Sunday! - Faust