Business Studies... Pah!

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Business Studies... Pah!

That rare time in one's life, as one's enters adulthood, when one is able to expand one's mind by indulging in the full-time study of art and philosophy and such, is too often wasted by today's youth in the study of (*pft*) business!

Something ain’t right, fer sho'!

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What is "the art of tea"?
And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

Horses for courses fathead. If you have to put yourself in hock to the tune of £30,000, it takes either rich parents or a certain kind of conviction and certainty to choose arts subjects. Business studies can be quite useful. Business is value neutral, or at least should be. It's about how you use it. I agree that the university should offer the greatest opportunity for play in adult life, but there isn't a lot of instances where it offers it. Sometimes it's better to not go and just meet some interesting people who are going, or have gone. Pepsoid, you remind me of a running joke from Lee and Herring in the last half of the nineties. Stewart Lee would outline some injustice or great crime along the lines 'Either directly or indirectly Stalin's policies caused the death of millions of people' to which Richard Herring would answer: "Ahhh, but, who's worse Stalin or the business man, in his suit and tie?" "Well Stalin obviously." "Are you sure? The business man in his suit and tie going to work and making money..." etc, etc, etc Cheers, Mark

 

Sorry, fathead was a bit harsh. I just find the argument that Pepsoid keeps advancing, which amounts to 'why do people do boring stuff when people can do nice stuff instead?' a bit trying. It's based on a series of false oppositions; Business/Art, Progress/Dehumanisation, Work/Fun. etc. There are lots of reasons why everyone doesn't spend all day playing on the swings instead of going to work. There's a good case to be made, I think, that art is far better done when it isn't your full-time job, at least until you learn how to work it. There's also an extremely good case to be made that while everyone should have the chance to find creative and intellectual fulfilment, there'll be a good number of people who have interests that lie in sectors away from philosophy and the arts. There isn't an arcadian garden for us to return to, Pepsoid, where we all frolic and read poetry to each other and eat giant fruits and sing and dance. If we do want to explore those things, it's usually the efforts of others that give us the space to do so. The stability to ponce about being clever and arty is either paid for by your own efforts, the money that someone else has given you or by the people doing practical things that give the world around you the constancy it needs enough for you to opt out of it. Cheers, Mark

 

Playfulness is under-rated as a tool for "getting on" in life... :) If 2 people do the same thing, but one does it desperately seriously and the other with an underlying sense of fun and frivolity, who's the better off? pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

If that thing is surgery, I know which one I want cutting me up.

 

Good point Maddan. At least business studies (based on the text book I recently read) offers a practical introduction to the world of business, unlike my son's media studies course which has been largely hijacked by academics, and is fixated on intellectual gobbledygook that would be of little practical value to anyone wishing to pursue a career in the media.
I'm up for both being available, and defend anyone's right to learn for the sake of learning and explore for the sake of exploring. God knows, I did it, much to my financial detriment and intellectual profit. I was so playful I couldn't even manage to do an arts based degree. I'm glad I did muck about now, but good lord was it touch and go for a while whether I'd do anything ever again, never mind something fulfilling and worthwhile. Cheers, Mark

 

"If 2 people do the same thing, but one does it desperately seriously and the other with an underlying sense of fun and frivolity, who's the better off?" That depends what it is. And obviously what's fun is very much in the eye of the beholder. You may be having a whale of a time delivering your fun and frivolous variety of open heart surgery but the patient might be keener on a bit of straight faced competence - particularly in the operating theatre. I do agree that it's usually a good thing for people to be positive and enjoy their work but that's not the opposite of being serious. I don't really know about business studies courses but I'm interested in business. There's a lot of creativity and thinking involved in business.

 

Got called away while writing my post so missed Maddan's similar surgery related point.

 

Thinking about it. It has only been the jobs I've taken seriously that I've really enjoyed. If you don't take work seriously, then it's nothing but a grind you have to get through five days out of seven. An inconveniance keeping you from watching tv. You'd have to treat it as frivolous not to go insane. To take something seriously is to care about it. To care about what your doing is a passable definition of happiness.

 

As for Business Studies (and MBAs and the like). I can't say I'm a fan - but then I've never tried running a business, and I do rather appreciate the businesses I work for being run competently. I do wonder how they manage to fill a whole Masters Degree with it though.

 

I agree. I'm not sure what they could teach you in academia that would help with running a small business, particularly. The theory of what you need to do is pretty obvious. The difficult bit is doing it and you learn that primarily through the experience of doing it. I imagine, though, that once you're in a position of employing 100s and 1000s of people, the theoretical stuff is more complicated and an MBA might be useful.

 

Bukh: "There's a lot of creativity and thinking involved in business." Please do enlighten me, Bukh! :) I have mentioned elsewhere about this book... http://www.amazon.com/Bonjour-Laziness-Hard-Work-Doesnt/dp/1400096286 ...which is written by an ex-economist who speaks of things which I strongly suspected were true anyway - that the world of business - well, big business, anyway - is so endemically full of blather, thinking about thinking, having meetings about meetings, creating useless processes and systems to make people believe they are doing something useful, and wrapping it all up in a jargonised, acronym-ised language which most people can't understand and those who do have an inkling of understanding only resort to such overblown business-speak because it makes them feel useful and important. This is, I don't deny, a blatantly cynical perspective. But would anyone who has had some experience of the cogs and cobwebs of big business deny the essential truth of it? I don't have a problem with people wanting to learn, in some context, about the processes and practicalities and even "intellectual" theory of business, but I am saddened by how central such studies seem to have become to our educational system. Abstract thought is useful! Play is useful! Philosophising and talking about all those things which aren't directly related to the day-to-day practicalities of life... is human! And therefore useful, necessary and - I would even go so far as to say - essential if we are to preserve our soulful, spiritual, playful, artful humanity! Are the girders and concrete blocks of Capitalism so deeply enmeshed into our Western culture that we can't percieve that there is anything more important and central to our society than the pursuit of profit? pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Hoorah for the fans of work-ethic. We all play our part, and let's face it: at least some of the population have to remain numbed-up in order to allow us the freedom to dream. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Fortunately business studies wasn't available in my school and it didn't even cross my mind to study it at university. If 'big business' rocks your boat then fine, but it's anathema to me. I'd be gutted if any of my kids 'did' business studies, media studies or any of that crap. I mean, obviously whatever makes them happy, but I'll fully encourage them to spend as much time as possible studying something completely non-vocational and probably quite useless. I did that and now I run a minute business which is just coming up to its third birthday. All it takes is common sense and it allows me plenty of time to dream and faff :) It's just the kids that get in the way of that, bless 'em!
Hoorah to Yan and Passerby! :-))) Oh and by the way... markbrown: "Sorry, fathead was a bit harsh." Yes, Mr B, it was... Disagree with me all you like, but I honestly thought such personal insults were beneath you. However, I accept your apology. pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

:~) When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

I've read Bonjour Laziness. It's a fun read but I'm not sure how much it tells you about business in a general sense. It probably tells you more about France. I've spent lots of time with business people, public sector bureaucrats and anti-capitalist artists. All of them spend quite a bit of time saying things that are designed to bamboozle other people and are essentially meaningless. "Are the girders and concrete blocks of Capitalism so deeply enmeshed into our Western culture that we can't percieve that there is anything more important and central to our society than the pursuit of profit?" They may or may not be but I don't think that's really the question here. Learning about how business works is useful for people who want to run a hospital or a charity, just as much as for people who want to make lots of cash in the private sector. Theatres, circuses, art galleries, poetry publishers all need business manager type people to make them sustainable.

 

'Theatres, circuses, art galleries, poetry publishers all need business manager type people to make them sustainable.' Yes, they do: I think what worries people is the intuitive feeling that for every creative : (read doctor, nurse, soldier) there are 2 accountants (managers, facilitators, civil servants) take your pick). Ewan
This is actually my personal pet hate. The wanky 'oh, the work ethic is rubbish, let's all grow marrows' bullshit book industry that gets muppets like Peps all excited because they think they've just read Das Kapital. Actually think about the position you're routinely advancing before being so glib. I'd love to see an article where smug twats like Tom Hodgkinson were made to explain their views about how we should all work less and spend our afternoons pruning azaleas to a single, working mother of three, and then print her two-word response. If business is so boring, why not do volunteer work overseas? Listening to upper-middle class fuckwits try to justify their stupid gin-and-wanking lifestyles through sloppy cod-historical essays makes me sick. Peps - are you working in the Arts? If not, then why not shut up and do something instead of all this tedious McMarxist posturing. If business is so boring and unworthwhile, then quit, you spineless toad. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Right, rant over. I apologise for the above. Feel free to ignore it.
To be fair to Marx, his basic theory on this was that once the revolution had come and we'd made in to utopia, people would all take in turns to do some fun stuff and some less fun stuff. So people would, for example, collect the rubbish for the local area in the morning and do a bit of opera singing in the evening, having spent the afternoon in the shower washing away the smell while doing their vocal warm up exercises. Or a similar mixture of useful and cultural tasks. Utopian Marxism is clearly a load of bollocks but it's actually a nicer idea than Pepsoid's approach, which is based on repeatedly castigating people whose hard work creates the conditions in which others can choose to be frivolous, for working hard rather than being frivolous. If all the people who did serious jobs seriously suddenly stopped doing them and stayed in bed, I reckon the idlers would soon lose their sense of joy at the world they were left with.

 

Bukh: "I've read Bonjour Laziness. It's a fun read but I'm not sure how much it tells you about business in a general sense. It probably tells you more about France." I was surprised, considering it is largely from a French perspective, how close it comes to the English experience - at least from my personal standpoint, which is all anyone's ever really got to go on, isn't it? Ewan: "I think what worries people is the intuitive feeling that for every creative : (read doctor, nurse, soldier) there are 2 accountants (managers, facilitators, civil servants) take your pick)." That's it in a nutshell, Ewan! :)... It's not the fact that people study business, it's the overbalanced ratio of these sorts of studies. It seems to be another example of the de-valuation of the arts and other career choices which have some meaning beyond the pursuit of profit. Rokkitnite: "Actually think about the position you're routinely advancing before being so glib." I think about it frequently, Rokkit! I don't, however, always espouse a viewpoint or an opinion within the context of all my other viewpoints or opinions... I don't want to write an essay every time I say what I think! Rokkitnite: "I'd love to see an article where smug twats like Tom Hodgkinson were made to explain their views about how we should all work less and spend our afternoons pruning azaleas to a single, working mother of three, and then print her two-word response." One word... oversimplification! A few more words... I think perhaps there is a danger, with Tom's books, of mis-perceiving terms like "Idle" and "Idler"... My view of what Tom and his ilk are saying is that it's not about just sitting around "pruning azaleas" etc... It's about really thinking about priorities and what we are working for. Obviously he is espousing a viewpoint which is not for everyone, but he does talk about things which probably anyone can benefit from thinking about. Rokkitnite: "Peps - are you working in the Arts? If not, then why not shut up and do something instead of all this tedious McMarxist posturing." C'mon, Rokkit, you should know me better than that - do you really think I'm going to shut up because someone tells me to?... ;) In answer to your question, no I'm not "working" in the arts. I do actually do things, but funnily enough, on a forum which is about expressing opinions, I like, rather than talking about what I do, to talk about about what I think! Rokkitnite: "If business is so boring and unworthwhile, then quit..." It's not unworthwhile... to me! I've got to have something to complain about! Besides which, I do have a bit of a laugh with my colleagues. It's the larger system which I have the issues with... and the studying of Business Studies! Rokkitnite: "...you spineless toad." Oh dear, more pointless personal insults. Can't we just be nice in how we disagree? Oh and finally... what's with the McMarxist? pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Bukh: ""If all the people who did serious jobs seriously suddenly stopped doing them and stayed in bed, I reckon the idlers would soon lose their sense of joy at the world they were left with." Well yes, maybe if all the people who did "serious" (*ahem*) jobs stopped doing them, but the point about what the likes of Maier are saying (and which I percieved before reading her book, by the way, in case anyone thinks I'm just living vicariously through the viewpoints of others!) is that far too many people who think they are doing useful work are actually doing nothing truly useful at all... We in the West are good at producing waste - do you think "work" is not one of the things we produce wasteful quantities of? pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

"I do actually do things, but funnily enough, on a forum which is about expressing opinions, I like, rather than talking about what I do, to talk about about what I think!" Are they not connected? Just recently you were telling us that everything would be okay if everyone was more like you.

 

I studied a business studies module on my computing diploma. And it was full of the most trite and simplistic nonsense. Mind you, my masters course concentrated mostly on accounting methodologies for non-accountants. (And that was equally useless.) Perhaps people should spend more time on the swings. My latest killing is: http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php
The majority of stuff you get taught, be it in school or university, appears to be useless. Just look at mathematics; whenever are any of us going to need to work out the angle of difference between between the teacakes and doughnuts in Sainsburys?
I gather that Napoleon and other artillery officers had to sit trigonometry exams because they had to be able to work out the trajectory of their cannon balls. I think we ought to bring back muzzle-loading cannons and have set-piece battles again. That ought to make mathematics lessons more interesting! My latest killing is: http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php
Me: "I do actually do things, but funnily enough, on a forum which is about expressing opinions, I like, rather than talking about what I do, to talk about about what I think!" Bukh: "Are they not connected?" Connected, but distinctly different. Too often, in "real" life, one is judged on what one does rather than who one is or what one thinks... I prefer, in the online community, to focus on the latter. Patmac: "Perhaps people should spend more time on the swings." Hurrah! :-))) pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

'Too often, in "real" life, one is judged on what one does rather than who one is or what one thinks... I prefer, in the online community, to focus on the latter.' = 'I say one thing and do another, and expect people to take me seriously.' The fact that you put real life in quotation marks speaks volumes, Peps. Good gravy.
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MBA's seem to be a qualifier, of sorts. A CPA (not sure of the UK equivalent) does not, in my opinion, make someone a better accountant, but there are many firms who will not hire non-CPA’S, so lots of folk get them. I have an MBA and those three letters on my resume seem more valuable than anything I learned while studying for it. I do use the statistics quite a bit, but not much more. There’s no doubt though that just having it has opened some doors. The whole process was like some proving ground. Anyway, I’m tired of corporate america – time for something else.
"Too often, in "real" life, one is judged on what one does rather than who one is or what one thinks..." It's true. I'm going to hold up my hand and admit that in the past I've judged Pepsoid on what he does (write asinine drivel on message boards), not on who he is (Prince Phillip for all I know) or what he thinks (I'd always just assumed he didn't). Incidentally, I thought about writing a really nice warm-hearted comment on how everyone on abctales is alright by me, and I'd appreciate it if I was judged on that rather than this ill tempered polemic I've ended up producing.

 

lol... I'm a working, single mother of three. 'Business studies' is of no interest to me because, for me, there are so many much more interesting subjects out there in the arts and the sciences (although each to their own). And, as Pepsoid points out, big business produces tremendous amounts of waste: work, time, resources. Theres something horribly greedy about it all. I wouldn't want to learn how to contribute to that, nor would I want my kids to. (They'll study whatever they please, though). On a planet which is already crippled by overpopulation (yep, I hold my hands up, I've contributed heartily to that) and whose resources are being rapidly depleted we should be thinking about scaling things down. If everything got local again, on a cosy human scale, the kids might have a chance and some quality of life. There's nothing wrong with business per se, but big business has a lot to answer for and neither businses nor business studies will hold any meaning on a dead planet.
So much truth and clarity in your words, Passerby (and not just because you appear to be agreeing with me! ;)...), that I can add nothing further to such, except to say... hear, and very much hear!! :-))))) ......... Regarding previous items of commentary, however... ......... Most of the time, these days, I can’t be bothered explaining, defining and justifying every word and semantic nuance I write, but what the hell, I’m in the mood to do so today, and it’s a good mental/creative/philosophical exercise, is it not? So here goes… Rokkitnite: “‘Too often, in “real” life, one is judged on what one does rather than who one is or what one thinks... I prefer, in the online community, to focus on the latter.’ = 'I say one thing and do another…’” I would suggest that your logical deduction is ill-founded. Firstly, it is a little like comparing an avocado to an aardvark. Thinking and doing, although doubtless connected and one may lead to the other, are conceptually disparate modes of being. In purely physical terms, to think is a verb, so when I am thinking, I am doing something, but beyond this incontrovertible fact, thinking is of a different quality to other, more directly physical forms of doing. Given the above, although (A) what I am thinking at any particular time may bear no direct relation to (B) what I am doing, on account of the qualitative different between the two forms of action, there is no logical reason to presume that (B) contradicts (A). Where regards what/who I am… this opens up a whole other vast landscape of philosophical discourse, the scope of which I do not wish to go into here! Rokkitnite: “…and expect people to take me seriously.’” I’d be mortified if I thought people took me seriously! Rokkitnite: “The fact that you put real life in quotation marks speaks volumes…” Does it? How? My intention, in doing so, was to suggest that life, as it exists in an online context, is no less real than that as it exists elsewhere… thus alluding to an age-old philosophical conundrum which, in a nutshell, asks: What is real? However, please feel free to explain what you thought I meant… :-) Rokkitnite: “Good gravy.” Hmm, I’ve not had any “good gravy” for a while… thank you for reminding me of this most hearty and versatile of condiments! ;-))) ……… Maddan: "I'm going to hold up my hand and admit that in the past I've judged Pepsoid on what he does (write asinine drivel on message boards)…” Lovely phrase that, “asinine drivel”… I may borrow it off you for some future purpose, if you don’t mind! :-) Maddan: “…not on who he is (Prince Phillip for all I know)…” You got me there! I am indeed the “better” half of our beloved monarch! Off with your head! Maddan: “… or what he thinks (I'd always just assumed he didn't).” No, of course I don’t think, Maddan… All this “asinine drivel” I write is mindlessly channelled from the departed spirit of John McJimminy, the fabled Village Idiot of the lost medieval village of Flibnobfurtlewyck. ......... One last observance which I have observed, before I slink off to do some “work” (or something)… Business Studies has the same initials as Bull Shit… …well fancy! :-)))))) pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

I'm a bit double-minded in all this to be honest. On the one hand, there's radical old Neil writing his edgy poetry and stories in his spare time, on the computer that's paid for by the 35 hours a week he does working for a big business. And, for that big business to be able to pay me, they have to have competitive products at a price which people are prepared to pay; whether a business studies degree delivers the goods I'm not well placed to say, but clearly someone in the organisation needs a good grasp of business principles otherwise they'd go belly-up and I'd be on the dole. Which, of course, is where many of the creative writing purists belong, as they sure as hell can't earn a living from writing; when trying to organise a writing week away I was astonished to see how many attendees were paying the concessionary rate and being subsidised. But the whole local writing scene was being subsidised by the Arts Council anyway, and the skill in demand was being able to tailor prospectuses, job descriptions, group aims, etc, to meet the latest flavour of the month and thus dun more money from the Arts Council because we also sure as hell weren't going to make any money from selling our worthy writing!
Well hello there, Neil, I thought this topic was dead! ;) Nice to "hear" your thoughts... My underlying thoughts on this kind of topic are that there seems to be a general feeling (perhaps not so much amongst people who think more about these things, but rather amongst the "general" public) that the Vast Global Capitalist System arose as a matter of inevitability and it is the only and the best way of doing things... I put it to all who may listen that it is not! Alternatives, though... well, that will take a little more thought... :-/ pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

"..the Vast Global Capitalist System arose as a matter of inevitability.." Life's good, but we were born into slavery. We have to find a way out. ooo..the pig that got away. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Nutshell, Yan! ;) Problem is, most people can't see the chains... :/ pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

"Problem is, most people can't see the chains... :/" Or maybe they can, but inheritance deems them destined to follow the same sorry path as their ancestors. Some prefer to submit whilst there are those who wanna GET UP AND WIN!! **sits back...down** :-. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Win what? **remains seated** pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Jacobea "The majority of stuff you get taught, be it in school or university, appears to be useless. Just look at mathematics; whenever are any of us going to need to work out the angle of difference between between the teacakes and doughnuts in Sainsburys?" Engineering, medicine and other science... where you live was built using mathamatical formulae, the packaging your teacakes come in- dito... where isn't maths? That's the question now. I mean maths is the founding block of everything (particularly the macho sounding sectors)- MEI Maths in Education and Industry! Doing maths and mechanics my bud and it's one of the loves of my life (and I am aware what that makes me sound like), despite the fact that it's a subject that some would consider serious. It's just beautiful, hem. English, however, while totally necessary for day to day communications, has v little application in the world of work (media drizzle), yet is accepted as a 'solid-reliable-kind-of-bet' degree !!? Now that, to me, is a rather pointless course...
The world needs more pointlessness! pe ps oid What is "the art of tea"? And what does an "odd courgette" look like?

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

..and spontaneous face pulling. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Profundity alert:- If pointlessness opposes purposefulness then it's purposeful. My latest killing is: http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php I write book reviews here: http://www.litarena.com/books/
Farmer John turns to Farmer Ted and says, "Farmer Tom's cows have got blue tongue." Farmer John looks out over the fields, swivels his walking stick in the mud and mutters, "Aye, everyone's using those mobile phones nowadays." When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

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