Diversion Required

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Wed, 2008-08-27 13:00

ivoryfishbone

Diversion Required

am poorly with bad cold and no good for anything

so please tell me your favourite diverting entertaining websites to pass the time

much appreciated

cough sniff grumble

xxx

Wed, 2008-08-27 13:31

maddan

I am currently pimping this video, which features my friend Rob getting kicked in the balls and girl-on-girl kissing, so is at least a bit diverting. It's for a competition where the one with the most views wins, so please view it. I would like to stress that I had next to nothing to do with it. I was moving house at the time.

Wed, 2008-08-27 16:03

drew_gummerson

Well there's my story Teeth on the iPlayer - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00d4f0j Haha, I know you've already listened........

Wed, 2008-08-27 16:23

ivoryfishbone

you're rubbish drew! but your story was both diverting and entertaining x

Wed, 2008-08-27 22:25

MyPunkGang

Put pink snow on a moon of neptune into youtube. I won't spoil it for you.

http://www.gerardmckeown.co.uk

Thu, 2008-08-28 00:04

ivoryfishbone

my word gerard mckeown - i was sufficiently diverted by that!

Thu, 2008-08-28 20:43

martin_t

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF see if you meet these requirements to be this man's wife personally i think you might have a potty mouth, which is one of his many turn offs

Thu, 2008-08-28 22:11

ivoryfishbone

well he is such a charmer it's really a wonder that he hasn't been snapped up already!

Thu, 2008-08-28 23:57

martin_t

you didn't meet the requirements? :-( what did you fail on? i thought you were a dead cert ;-) it was the potty mouth wasn't it!

Fri, 2008-08-29 08:59

#10

maddan

OI!

Fri, 2008-08-29 10:00

#11

martin_t

software engineers need love too!!

Fri, 2008-08-29 11:23

#12

2Lou

Shucks – I’m disqualified – so he says I'm NOT allowed to fall in love with him. Bugger. Is BDSM a driving school? ~ www.fabulousmother.co.uk

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Fri, 2008-08-29 12:06

#13

ivoryfishbone

i think i am perfectly suited to him ... i think i might be in love with him already

Fri, 2008-08-29 12:09

#14

ivoryfishbone

not dan ... i mean the other fella ... tho dan IS very lovely

Fri, 2008-08-29 12:37

#15

tcook

I think he's mississippi.

Fri, 2008-08-29 12:55

#16

ivoryfishbone

gulp

Fri, 2008-08-29 13:16

#17

ivoryfishbone

is spelling really such a big issue? what about correct use of apostrophes?

Fri, 2008-08-29 14:12

#18

ivoryfishbone

what about typos? or people with dyslexia?

Fri, 2008-08-29 14:37

#19

ivoryfishbone

something was bothering me about the wife hunter ... that business of only going to the loo once on a date ...

Fri, 2008-08-29 15:38

#20

martin_t

the timing of the loo visit is crucial, as is the ability to walk without eating and drinking

Fri, 2008-08-29 16:14

#21

ivoryfishbone

so he wants a submissive camel with a giant bladder?

Fri, 2008-08-29 16:56

#22

ivoryfishbone

will you mail him or shall I? i think you have to send a photo first - as proof positive - i'm not sure what sort of hair he specifies ...

Fri, 2008-08-29 17:14

#23

ivoryfishbone

we could get one of those minimiser bras and fit it on the humps?

Sat, 2008-08-30 01:47

#24

2Lou

Ah, but camels are vegetarian - you'd have to convince it to wear the bra AND eat the occasional burger. ~ www.fabulousmother.co.uk

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Sat, 2008-08-30 10:30

#25

ivoryfishbone

maybe a goat would be better

Sat, 2008-08-30 12:32

#26

2Lou

Goats – skinny, small boobs, will eat anything, sure. But you’d never get it to do the submissive thing. Gobby buggers, goats. ~ www.fabulousmother.co.uk

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Sat, 2008-08-30 12:44

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ivoryfishbone

i am beginning to see why this quest is so problematic ...

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