Britain's Got Talent

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Sat, 2009-05-30 00:29

I made the final of 'Britain's Got Talent' after crying in the semi-finals when my sword-swallowing act resulted in the emasculation of my esophagus. The audience went wild, Piers popped his clogs, Amanda reached climax and Simon said it was really, really, really, really somethingorother, but didn't think people would pay to see it.

I'm open to suggestions concerning my act for the final. This is my last chance.

Sat, 2009-05-30 09:18

Ewan

This is your moment. It's your time. You dreamed a dream. Go on and burst into fits of tears, as St Hughie the Oleaginous revolves in his grave, the Ghost of Mickey Most will say you're crap and it won't matter - your dreams are only Simon's to shatter.

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Sun, 2009-05-31 10:32

threeleafshamrock

Shit...I mean Fart, I missed him; seen the fella juggling fire though...shame they weren't a double act; could have really set the place alight. Azrop - why not try the other end?

Sun, 2009-05-31 11:58

threeleafshamrock

Aww, NWB, Just watched the clip - bloody hilarious! Worth it if only to see Simon's face. There is a strange smell coming off my PC now though. He must go through some Persil though LOL. Brilliant!

Sun, 2009-05-31 13:50

Ewan

Hey NWB! Did you see the film about Le Petomane? It's quite old, Leonard Rossiter played him, I think. I watched it on video years ago, don't know if it's on DVD.

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Sun, 2009-05-31 22:54

chuck

I can see how skunk might enjoy that one. I found this heart-warming... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWVKxe-T60

Sun, 2009-05-31 23:00

azrop

'Azrop - why not try the other end?' Stick the sword up me bum!!!??? Sorry... my art is very special to me... and I do like to take it to the edge... but that's a paint brush too far.

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