ALL NEW SPAGHET- TIPI

I am afraid ghosts are not allowed in unless it is Casper. It says it on page 12 section 5.7 of the contract. Also this place has been closed down. Spags R' Us is our new place. You will find it next door to Ta Chucks. Thank you very much

glad I'm welcome here. They didn't want me in the Elf and Unicorn *sniff*

Probably afraid you'd glug all the spirits, Casp. Ooops, sorry. Not one of my best, I have to admit...

Can I have a garlic read as a starter please, si?

Please could you refrain from using this empty shop. We are renovating it. Pretty sson we will have Spags Sushi Bar. If you want some food then come to Spags R' Us. Thank you

Was that garlic or gaelic?

definitely garlic - with the amount of ghosts, unicorns and elves hanging round these forums, it's only a matter of time before vampires and werewolves start cropping up so I'll need some protection... (then again, vampires are rather foxy)

three's a crowd. go boil more spaghetti before i get sore, si. mmm.... luvverly dubberley... fang you for calling me foxy. BOOM! BOOM!

hope you don't give me the BRUSH off! BOOM! etc.

Garic Bread coming right up Emily. Nosferatu 2 , we will have no tucking into humans necks. You can tuck into some spaghetti. It is on the boil and will be with you shortly. * gets ragu sauce and pour into mix with spaghetti, once it is boiled. Nigella Lawson's cookbook. She is so saucy*

arrives to see someone has beaten me to the luvverly dubberly joke. Dammit. 2 v's too! great minds. there again. maybe not. I'll just have a lazy anna please spag.

Lazy anna coming right up. About time I got that lazy Lord Alfred Hayes to do some work. Where is he now? That man is a waitor not a galivanting hoodlum.

Emily, your garlic bread. Where has she gone? Watse not want not. Nosferatu 2 , fancy some of this garlic brea.... Ooops sorry. Oh dear he ran out screaming. Last orders to your waitor , well that's me. Ten minutes until closing.

Right ladies and gents. We n' 'aving a revamp tamowa morning. Change of name and all that malarky as well as a new design fo tha shop and menu's galore. Be sure to get you 'apneys and pegs in here pronto for te unveiling of Spaghetti Si's Spags R Us. Se ya tamowa.

Yes chaps. Eat up now. I SAID MOVE TO THE FRONT OF THE RESTAURANT! Eat up quickly please. Now my charming friends we'll be seeing you tomorrow at our relaunch. * Si burst through the door* Si: Hayes, get in the kitchen and clean the plates Hayes: I used to be an aristocrat you know SI: Just get in there and put on the marigolds * Hayes trudges past him* Si: Thanks for coming everyone. See you tomorrow

*floats in* ...i'mnot real, so just ignore me ...I'ma ghost, infact... ...can i have some dreaded wheat, liver with chianti and...some alfalfa