SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND

Hi Mississippi, OK, here's one more clue. It's hot, the man wasn't eaten and all he leaves behind are his hat and buttons. Come on, I KNOW you can beat OJ. AJ

What about a carrot and scarf?

Hi walking on air, I knew you could do it!!!!!!!! AJ

you did? have we met before? who am i? who are you?

AJ, Ahhhhhh!... I haven't got a clue!.. but what is the only word with three consecutive double letters?

according to the front page today you are now a man AJ. is there something you are not telling us?

Hi, Fecky: Hmmm, are the letters ee,ll,oo? Give me a clue and I'll give you one. Stormy: I know! And there was me thinking that the ed's read our threads regularly!!! Seems not. AJ

Dead right, AJ. Was it the clues, or are you just a right clever-dick if ever there was one? :-))

Hi Fecky, Sorry, brain not working (again). Give us another!! Clue for you it's a vowel! AJ PS AJS-If I was single I would have been.

I need something for my weak end!

I am me, you are you, I can see, straight threw you!! A new one: A woman has a baby boy born on the 3rd September, she also has another born on the 3rd of September, they are not twins and are born on the same day. HOW????????? AJ :>)

They're triplets ............

...or quadruplets...or....oh i'm going to bed

Hi Mississippi, You really are a naughty man, but I like you. AJ

OK clever clogs, (Martin) Try this one for size!! A man goes into a shop, he does some shopping. He buys one for £1.20, he buys twenty four for £2.40, and finally he buys thirty six for £2.40. What did he buy??? Come on, see how quick you can get that on!!!!!!!! AJ :>)

all of your brain cells?

Numbers? Did he buy stick on numbers? (I'm new)

seems like you have a delta to flow into mississsippi dick emery may have been there before you though so make sure you don't go past your eyes.

60 more than you've got then?

Are we talking delta of Venus here OJ, if so I seem to have mislaid it! I'm not concerned about emery's dick, I may have a weak end but he is a dead end!

Hi John, Clues helped, (dick: haven't got one, met a few!!!!) AJ :>) PS went through the imaginary dictionary.

Don't you mean Dick-tionary Jackie?

Chuckles loudly, (needed that Missi, thanks). AJ :>0

Hi Fecky, Nope, brain still adled, (it's the pop you know). What about my clue then? This is a two way street. OJ- The eyes have it everytime!!!! Mississippi- Don't listen to OJ, we know what happened to him, don't we!! AJ

Oi Fecky, you leave my eyes alone I need 'em to see who I'm winding up!

Hi again Fecky, We seem to have posted at the same time. You are getting there, but am I?? AJ

Hi Msssspp, The eyes have it for me!! AJ

Will someone please turn the bloody lights on?

Hi Msssspp, Sorry I can't, it's a bit dim here!!!!!!! AJ

Hi Msssspp, Sorry I can't, it's a bit dim here!!!!!!! AJ

Hi Guys, Be back later. Got a letter to write. AJ

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Hi, Top of the class Wolfgirl, spot on. House numbers. Happy Shopper, have you got a problem with me? If so be a big boy and put your name where your brains obviously are, (in your your trousers). PS if your a woman (knickers). If you don't like the thread keep out!!!!!!!!! AJ

Hi All, There's none so blind......................... AJ

be back soon I have a letter to write. i

Bright and nice, that's me, forget the hun dreadwatts.

Gay lollypop, that's me forget about Flo she doesn't go!

Flo doesn't go?? How do you know?

Cos I flipped her switch, And she didn't twitch!

Hi All, New one: Here are a group of letters. What comes next in the sequence? ft sd td fh Happy thinking!!!!! AJ

fh (fifth)

Do I hear you scoff? It was already off!

Hi Fecky, NO- One more clue, it's a vowel and the eyes have it!!! Sorry, go on give me another. PLEASE!! AJ

is it anything to do with knitting, fecky?

You b.gg.r, You've got it!! But can you get mine???????? AJ

iilliitiirate, aj?

Na, You can't spell and you sure can't write. AJ

Na, You can't spell and you sure can't write. AJ

Oh sod it, I can't take the suspense Jackie.....

Hey Casper, I like your style, well done. New poser: A father is standing in front of his son, but his son is also standing in front of his father. How come?? AJ :>]