Idea number three last one I promise
Sun, 2001-10-07 16:16
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Idea number three last one I promise
I really am sorry sincerely sorry about this..I jts have alot of stupid things in my head and feel it's good to contaminate others. here we go:-
Sinister clothing:
Bag-ee trousers...lots of pockets for smuggling drugs
Fleece jacket..jacket for use in bullying kids out of their dinner money
knickers...another name for thieves
Shoes: devices for scaring away predatory cats.
Brassiers - twin cups for night watchmen with cold feet...
Snood...hairnet for tired ladies of leisure.
Stilettos...footware for Mafia gangsters
Boxer shorts...containers sported by builders who think they're Mike Tyson
jock strap: tool for administering discipline to professional athletes, normally at the hands of a dominatrix hired specifically for the purpose by the coach.
Trainers - ex-Railtrack workers.
Oooh, sorry!