How to live on less than £53 a week

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Thu, 2013-04-04 15:40

Murder Ian Duncan Smith then present yourself at the nearest police station.

If IDS can't be found or someone's killed him already, pretty much any Tory MP will do.

NB: avoid murdering Andrew Mitchell because the desk Sergeant will shake you by the hand, pat you on the back and arrange for a patrol car to drive you home.

Thu, 2013-04-04 18:08

celticman

yeh, being a banker isn't all it's meant to be. Some poor bloke forgot to mention to his wife he got a £500 000 bonus. I always forget things like that so couldn't be a banker.

Fri, 2013-04-05 08:31

Ed Crane

You mean he's still alive?

Fri, 2013-04-05 14:33

Ed Crane

You're joking???? That's sick. People like Philpot have been around for generations. They are what is termed scum of the earth .... pretty much like Osbourne himself.