Farting woman on Plane

How about: Gas Emissions Ground Flight Bottom's Up Search Exposes Passenger's Farce ?

"Are you carrying any sharp objects? Are you carrying any liquids? Have you eaten any veg lately?" ~ www.fabulousmother.com(link is external)

Woman's Response to Seat Search: Pft!

Phew Bomber!

sharp winds down plane. pasenger let-off with warning There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

I don't buy her story for a moment. Trying to hide the smell? How do they know she wasn't trying to light them?

Atmosphere nearly as thick as passenger.

"I don't buy her story for a moment. Trying to hide the smell? How do they know she wasn't trying to light them?" Is that your headline? You can do better than that! There is more of beauty in a moment's silence than in all the works of tongue or pen...

Rank bott downs Yank Jet.

One Yank and it's gone.

Plane Stupid

'Is that your headline? You can do better than that!' Jude inadvertently trumped all-comers with 'Farting Woman On Plane'.

Yeah I suppose you're right. But I'm not giving up. Woman: I Did It For Elvis There is more of beauty in a moment's silence than in all the works of tongue or pen...

Bum blow hits Jumbo. God I need to get some sleep.

Femme Fartale Ignites Stink Chase "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)

Come Fart With Me ~ www.fabulousmother.com(link is external)

Has this run its course do you think?

Blowing In the Wind

"Oh, I'm sorry, non-farting seating is all booked" Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/(link is external)

Lucky she wasn't a vegetarian Muslim aye? Ripper Grounds Flight Farter Forces Flight Down What An Idiot nobody

Silent But Deadly Does It One-Cheek Sneak Backfires "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)

Silent But Deadly Does It One-Cheek Sneak Backfires "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)