My Son's Birthday

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Fri, 2012-11-16 12:21

My Son's Birthday

My son's birthday is coming up pretty soon. December 25th. Just thought I'd remind you.

He's got enough frakinscents and murgh and other stupid things that nobody's ever heard of, but there's still room in his treasure chest for more gold. Or any gold at all.

Give a pound of gold and next year YOUR birthday can be Christmas. We have all the transfer documents ready to sign.

Fri, 2012-11-16 12:45

The Walrus

I'll bear that in mind, God, but I don't have any gold. I do have a bucket of slime that I've never had professionally analysed, but I'm pretty sure the gold content is approximately nil - will that do?

Fri, 2012-11-16 13:04

alex_tomlin

I have an old Spandau Ballet single. I'll pop it in the post. Is it still: God, 2 Pearly Gates, Heaven H1?

Fri, 2012-11-16 13:57

Highhat

http://abctales.com/story/highhat/fools-gold Happy Birthday Sonny boy!

Fri, 2012-11-16 14:11

alex_tomlin

Oh God, I should be sending it to Jesus! Christ, I'm sorry. Please do not smite me, guv'nor.

Fri, 2012-11-16 17:07

The Walrus

There are only three buttons on God's keyboard - Enter, Exit and Smite.

Fri, 2012-11-16 17:30

andrea

Sorry, you seriously blew it. You're ending the world on the 21st, remember? http://www.ukauthors.com

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Mon, 2012-11-19 07:56

God

As long as you carry a donor card and a doner kebab at all times, you'll be fine.