desperately seeking auntie

It's never too early for ouzo.

*glugs gratefully*

I passed her house last night, she's frantically knitting a bullet proof vest for mississippi!

Anyone else with that spooky feeling that Mississippi is amongst us.........? (I don't mean you finn .... but .... somewhere...... I just get that feeling.)

dunno whether he's among us...but somehow...i feel...watched...

* shivers *

if he is among us it will soon become apparent *doing old shining torch under chin trick*

* runs screaming *

* douses stormy in sobering cold water *

you fool robert .... that was stormy's conjoined twin stromy who needed dousing ... you Got The Wrong Twin!

Cheers mate .... needed that ... I mean.... who calls themselves 'stromy' for gods sake. ps weren't you a henchman of mine once? If so, I'd stop reading that kind of stuff ..... it's bad for your wrist. *flounces off in the style of John Inman for typing lessons*