Try tripping over the pavement in front of the local police station (lots of witnesses) and the sue the ass off the council for physical harm and mental anguish.
Drug trials pay well. Sorry I'm not insinuating anything Peps. What are your qualifications/experience/qualities? Where do you live? Us Londoners are spoiled for choice career wise!
Drug trials--at first I thought you meant being a lawyer for a drug dealer, then I thought--oh, she must mean participating in the testing of a new drug. That might not be such a good idea, given the recent experience I saw on TV, though I bet they will get a shed load of compensation, if they live.
The All New Pepsoid the Second!