Ugly Creatures off the goggle box

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Mon, 2011-02-07 17:21

Does anyone else of sound judgement think jeremy clarkson is physically repulsive? I've never watched topgear for more than a few seconds by accident, mainly because I find jeremy clarkson repulsive to look at. With a head that huge it's a wonder the thing can get out of bed in the morning. Then again, have you seen his wife? Very ugly.

Can anyone else think of anyone off the telly who is thoroughly ugly, or boring, or both?

Mon, 2011-02-07 21:07

tan63

who?

Tanya Jones

Tue, 2011-02-08 07:07

Highhat

Mon, 2011-02-07 21:40

Terrence Oblong

I was disgusted by Trevor Phillips (Head of Equality Commission) refusing to condemn their racism. You can imagine the stink he'd have made if Clarkson et al had said all black men are lazy, and smell, etc, he'd have tried to close down the BBC. If any broadcaster had said 'it must be terrible to wake up and realise you're black' Phillips would be demanding their immediate resignation. But say it about Mexicans and it's okay isn't it?

Mon, 2011-02-07 22:32

prettyrose

lol tan63 i thought the same 'who' it made me laugh. And I would not say ugly but borying for me is Holly who presents dancing on ice and now co-host this morning. I am sure she is nice and not borying in her private world but for me she looks so false and trying to look sincere sorry but Holly you cannot do on tv, you looked worried when 1 of the judges on dancing on ice and Karen skaters coach were having a close encounter of the nasty kind last night. Another 1 is tess daly I know its hard looking in to a camera and reading prepared lines but these women have been doing this for years and to me I wish they would relax and be them selves or not be on tv. I would love to see tess replaced with davina macall, its not just a paycheck to Davina she cares for the people and is down to earth.

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Tue, 2011-02-08 10:46

tan63

Was it Highhat who mentioned Pia Lenau or somesuch? Where did the comment go? Seriously 'tho, I was locked up once for mentioning a casual suspicion I had that there are replicants living among us. It's more difficult to spot them on the telly.

Tanya Jones

Tue, 2011-02-08 11:33

skinner_jennifer

I cannot stand to look at Mr Bean, with all those expressions he pulls, when he comes on I turn off. Jenny.

Tue, 2011-02-08 12:42

tan63

I must say, as an afterthought, if I was an automobile I'd be most embarrassed to find jeremy clarkson inside me, making me look ugly with it's huge and grotesque head. Does anyone else find that current little british prime minister Cameron even more thoroughly repugnant than Blair? I can't decide who is less attractive as a human being, Adolf Hitler, Blair or Cameron. They all have at least one thing in common mind you. All are remarkable for their banality and blandness of personality. What say you? Too many questions, sorry.

Tanya Jones

Tue, 2011-02-08 12:44

tan63

oh blast, made a fucking grammatical error with an apostrophe.

Tanya Jones

Tue, 2011-02-08 13:03

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The Big Bad G

Michael Winner, and the results of the Lloyd-Webber human/toad cross-breeding experiment. I'm liking the irony of the word Peaceful followed by "George Bush and Tony Blair"

Tue, 2011-02-08 13:57

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Terrence Oblong

A discussion of ugly celebrities which hasn't mentioned Chris Moyles?

Tue, 2011-02-08 16:40

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tan63

I must apologise for going on about the size of j.c.'s head but do you think someone ought to suggest he either puts some weight on elsewhere for a bit of balance, or, maybe has a head reduction operation. I know that on a serious website like this one it is perhaps a little inappropriate to draw attention to someone's appearance too much but then they do parade themselves on tv and in other visually representational formats so it's okay. I prefer radio and books. I would much rather watch University Challenge, wildlife, or Bruce Parry off the telly, 'tho I must say I didn't think he suited those polar bear skin boots particularly. Great documentary that, did you see it? If I was queen I'd give him as many medals as he could carry but he probably wouldn't want any.

Tanya Jones

Tue, 2011-02-08 16:43

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tan63

oh fuck it, missed out the first question mark. Bugger.

Tanya Jones

Tue, 2011-02-08 17:31

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fatboy74

Does anybody else despise c j de mooi on Eggheads? He makes me want to piss on my television, but I end up watching it more so I can hate him more. Used to feel the same way about Zoe Ball on the radio but felt guilty as I'd always liked Jonny Ball.

Tue, 2011-02-08 18:34

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tan63

His head isn't big enough for me to want to do that fatboy74. Checked it out. Then again I didn't see him walking around, he was behind a desk, and I didn't see him in a car. Maybe. He is irritatingly smug 'tho and that always makes me want to piss or shit on the telly. Don't tell anyone.

Tanya Jones

Wed, 2011-02-09 17:04

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fatboy74

He has one of those annoyingly small heads though and I cannot bare the way he pretends to know the answer to all the other questions and then when he inevitably gets his own questions wrong his face has this 'you were asking me the wrong type of questions' smugness instead of wearing a 'yes i'm a thick useless wanker and everybody realises it' faces. Don't worry tan your secret is safe. :-)

Wed, 2011-02-09 17:19

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tan63

I can't decide if I think chancellor of britain george osbourne has a head too big or small but, even so,(wipes tv screen) I find it thoroughly repulsive I must say.

Tanya Jones

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