Some Limericks by Macjoyce

http://www.abctales.com/story/macjoyce/some-limericks

I laughed, I cried, I did a little wee. My faves:

There once was a man with an ocelot,
For words he was oft at a loss a lot.
When asked, "Where you at
With that bloody great cat?
He replied, "Erm, dunno. He eats moss a lot.

There was a young artist from Chelsea
Who announced that his work was postmodern.
He glued a dead frog
To a mound of scrap-metal
And everyone said it was shit.