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Godemiché, or I fell on it
A separate wing has been built to house these types, who blush at the door, walk funny, who used to be able to hide what had happened from other patients.
Locus delicti
("place of the crime") Heavens boy, don't you think to clean your coat? Never mind. Get a bath. Those ears must be sprouting potatoes. An hour late! Did you talk to strangers? What's got
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- 863 reads
What possesses someone to get Myra Hindley and Ian Brady portrait tattoos
on their shins? Barely a wafer of skin there to cushion you, that'd cane, surely. And how nice that Brady gets a look in! So often Hindley's Helga 'do, bleached
Saving pepper
That powder gives a kick to any carbonara; until you pass out, it sits gently on your stomach like a bird. Saving pepper, saving pepper, lace your meals with something sharper
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- 742 reads
Elephant swimming
shot from below with heavy plastic and batteries alien craft splashing off the sun that bites each time like chilli on a watered tongue
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- 713 reads