Michael Jackson: The Great White Hope Returns.

9 posts / 0 new

Topic locked

Sat, 2009-03-07 19:48

Yes unless you missed it the etiolated one is to sing and gyrate on a London stage soon. His 'people' promise some surprising guests; so stand by your phone Jarvis Cocker. Can anyone think of any other surprise artists he might dig up?

Sun, 2009-03-08 11:15

luigi_pagano

Edith Piaf? Isn't she the one regretting not having bought two pair of spectacles at Specsaver?

Sun, 2009-03-08 20:16

Moimo

Elvis, James Brown, Jim Morrison.... Well you did say dig up. Craig

Mon, 2009-03-09 07:54

Ewan

I bet we don't see his sister Janet... They are the SAME PERSON. I read it in one of Crackers' National Enquirer back-copies.

Author Page at the 'Zon

Mon, 2009-03-09 09:40

Crackersville

Jean-Pierre Barda

Mon, 2009-03-09 18:54

threeleafshamrock

Hope he doesn't get his boobs out again, he nose we hate it!

Mon, 2009-03-16 10:21

poetjude

I'm thinking of contacting Paddy Power's novelty bets department to see what odds they'll give me on him falling apart after a couple of nights and angry (and IMO delusional) fans having to get their tickets refunded. Those people who buy £500 tickets from touts will only get £50 back ... jude

Thu, 2009-03-19 13:35

threeleafshamrock

The people who buy tickets at 50 and get in, will get less! S.P.C.M. (Society for the prevention of cruelty to monkeys)

Fri, 2009-06-26 08:50

poetjude

Well I didn't think he'd be able to do it and it looks like I was right. jude

Topic locked