Come Into My Parlour

...heading there Fish...please clear up all the discarded beer cans and pizza boxes...can't stand mess...

at the express request of Gibbons E. the parlour will be opening in 5 mins ...

just passed a couple of hours in the company of some e-goer whoccies ... very nice too ... i enjoyed it ... let's have an ABC chatroom eh?

lotsa fun, let's do.

Oh bugger, missed it! Can we have another one please? With a bit more warning perhaps? Kenneth Williams was great fun, of course, but chatting to you lot would have been even more entertaining, no doubt.

come join us now

was lotta fun...we did have a few interlopers...one claiming she was an opium addict......very victorian...one kept asking us to look at his cock...and one whose nipples were very hard.....can confirm that none of the abctalers made any of those requests....abc chat room is very needed...

And just HOW, precisely, can you confirm that, Martin?

......it was a combination of experience over hope.....I can't imagine that the likes of Funky Seagull, Liana, Ivoryfishbone,Ralph,Fey Mouse, ickle-princess, Justyn Thyme, and a few others would ever resort to tactics on a chat page....all are beyond suspicion....

Well, I tried it. I'm sure it's great if you can type fast AND look at the screen at the same time. I just got completely lost. I might pop in for an eavesdrop now and again, but I could never keep up with you speed freaks. If anyone wants me I'll be in the Snug playing muffled dominoes with Mr. Audenary, or pinching Stephen's pint while he's ogling the gorgeous Madge.

the front room is now OPEN ...

May I join you Eddie? I have the same problem. It's an age thang...oh dear.

shall open parlour on the understanding that no punsters are allowed in ...

Er...Fish, forgive the ignorance, but what are 'punsters'?

Do-hope-it-isn't-a-sort-of-play-on-words-sort-of-Amsterdam-paranoia-thing-involving-natives-(of)-A'dam-and-hamsters. Or rats...

Come join us in the chat room......you know you want to! www.the-front-room.co.uk

...sorry couldn't make it to the front room tonight, after being a regular contributor for a few nights, I'm afraid i went to another chat room tonight....the rosemary branch in islington,London...there I chatted with people i could see.... mind you, have really enjoyed the virtual chat as well...fish is an excellent host, tea is always flowing...and she lets mad spanish sexual maniacs in the enjoy the tea and chat...... not much different from the rosemary branch afterall..... for marquez.......may he prosper...

Fire is lit.....biscuits are out...... Fish has put the coffee in....(sorry, Fish's son Jake has put the coffee on)

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