This made me laugh

fiver on the leg http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/01/crapometer-got-you-feeling-bruised... this made me laugh, exerpts from stories submitted to Isaac Asimov Science Fiction magazine

Thanks for the link maddan, it gave me a much needed laugh. I particularly enjoyed this gem... Instinctively, without thinking about it, he grabbed the woman and hugged her and then gave her breasts a couple of playful pinches. "Commander please," she said as she blushed and began yodeling.

hahhaha ... made me laugh too ... "He was tall, thin and bony, like a cadaver trying to remember something ..."

I rather liked this unfortunate typo "Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men."

"They were human in every way but they owned the necks, heads, facial expressions were that of a chicken." I guess you just gotta know where to look.