Hair Removal Cream

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Sun, 2006-01-15 15:44

Hair Removal Cream

I realise by starting a forum with this kind of title that I may well be puttting myself in the frame for a fair amount of pisds taking, but that's okay.

I've been shaving my head for a couple of years now, just once a week, normally on a Saturday, and occasionally I cut myself to pieces. A few weeks ago I bumped my head getting into this twat's car, and the foillowing Saturday shaved a large chunk of skin off it. Nice. And last week, for some reason, covered the same area again.

It was then that a girl at work asked my why I didn't try a hair removal cream. You know the type of thing, women use them for their bikini lines, and there seems to be all sorts on the market - Imac, Veet, Nair - although I'm sure they're all the same.

Now I found it hard to believe that you could just smear a load of cream on bodily hair and when washing it off a few minutes later all the hair comes out, but my interest was piqued. She then went on to tell me that lots of blokes use it on their bollocks.

"You've got to be fucking kidding," I replied, as you would have done, but she assured me it was true. Why a bloke would want to shave his nads is beyond me, but perhaps I'm getting old.

Anyway, I thought i'd give it a bash. Not on my bollocks, of course, but my head. I sent Mrs. Wiggins out on a mission and she came back with a couple of sachets of this stuff. So last night I smeared it all over my bonce, waited about 10 minutes or so and then jumped in the shower.

You are not going to believe this, but my head is now smooth as a baby's bum! As if by magic all the hair on my head just fell out. Don't ask me how it works but it's true! This bird at work reckons its a closer shave than shaving, if that makes any sense, and lasts for about three days before any stubble starts growing again.

What a result!

Now I'm not a great fan of the shaven pussy, although I know some people are. It seems a bit paedo to me. I prefer a lady to be natural down there. But a woman - unless she's German - should shave under her arms, and most of them do. So here's my question; Have women been keeping this secret? Because it has phenomenal potential!

You know what a pain in the arse shaving every morning can be. Well by just smearing a load of this cream all over your face while you have a cup of morning coffee, and then showering it off can do away with all these painful ads for three blades, four blades, twenty blades, whatever. No cuts, no razior bump for black guys, no missing any stubble.

This is for me!

Sun, 2006-01-15 15:50

poetjude

Karl dear, I worry about you.

Sun, 2006-01-15 23:57

Ladyboy

"You know what a pain in the arse shaving every morning can be." Oh, I know, dearie.

Mon, 2006-01-16 00:14

jab1666

Did you really refer to a woman as a "twat" just now? Wow. I'm gay but do women need to do all that pruning and shearing? Clip...clip clip...buzz buzz...clippity clip clip clip. I thought the whole point of hair was to spread smell. If you're entirely shaven down there (ahem) wouldn't it be much like scrogging with a prepubescent teenager? Sex is one thing but sex with the omnipresent bubble gum popping would just about do me in. Blech. At any rate, I can't grow hair on my face and I really and truly wish I could. Those creams do work but remember: You can't always get what you want, but you should pretty much manage with what you get (or something like that...Christ, I've been wracking my brains for that goddamn lyric).

Mon, 2006-01-16 21:49

mississippi

Here you go mate... You Can't Always Get What You Want Lyrics by Rolling Stones [chorus] I saw her today at a reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man No, you can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want And if you try sometime you find You get what you need I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she was gonna meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need Oh yeah, hey hey hey, oh... And I went down to the demonstration To get my fair share of abuse Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse" Sing it to me now... You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes well you just might find You get what you need Oh baby, yeah, yeah! I went down to the Chelsea drugstore To get your prescription filled I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy And man, did he look pretty ill We decided that we would have a soda My favorite flavor, cherry red I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead" I said to him You can't always get what you want, no! You can't always get what you want (tell ya baby) You can't always get what you want (no) But if you try sometimes you just might find You get what you need Oh yes! Woo! You get what you need--yeah, oh baby! Oh yeah! I saw her today at the reception In her glass was a bleeding man She was practiced at the art of deception Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You just might find You get what you need You can't always get what you want (no, no baby) You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You just might find You get what you need, ah yes... I know several women that shave everything, they say they like the way they look and it's more hygenic. Unlike Karl, I don't have any reservations about either men or women ex-foliating, in fact it sounds quite exciting I guess.

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