Spam...

Just recently I've been receiving spam from Internet pharmacies offering to sell me Viagra. To be fair, they were also pretty keen to sell me other medicines such as Prozac. Probably to relieve the depression induced by getting all this spam. Normally I wouldn't have opened them ' but they all had these alluring female names. If someone called Lola suddenly emails you you're going to open it, right? Anyway, I began to wonder what it would be like working for the pharmaceutical company that makes Viagra. Maybe I should give up being a freelance writer and apply for a job there. Then I wondered whether you'd have to wear a mask in case you inhaled any particles from the tablets as they came rattling down the conveyer belt. This would be for the benefit of both sexes. Otherwise, not only would we men be walking about with erections all day, we might be tempted to do something about it. Which would inevitably affect production. And what about the factory that makes Prozac? Do their workers have to wear masks in case they become ecstatically happy? Anyway, I decided against it because I didn't think the pay would be up to much. I just had this picture of the workers going to the boss and asking for a raise and being told to take one of the tablets.