Lost Diaries.

Okay I've hunted high and low for these here diaries, are they like Brigadoon and only appear once every hundred years? I love a good soap opera and the diary thing on UKA is going really well, thought I'd have a read/do here. Sounds as if they've taken off even better over here. I wanna be voyeristic and see if anybody has as much bad luck/misfortune and plain bloody stupidity as me. My latest disaster was falling into my cousins garden pond while carrying a shed .. not good.