The Fourth Official Pepsoid Writing Challenge!

Imagine you are Pepsoid. You have just become conscious of the fact that nobody likes you. Write a story (or whatever) based around this premise.

*Imagine you are Pepsoid. You have just become conscious of the fact that nobody likes you.* Poor pepsoid there must be someone out there who loves him. I mean to be honest pepsoid, (and I mean no offence) I have read through your work and , well, it's not my sort of thing, but you obviously have some fans as you have plenty of cherries, (ok, ok, I know cherries are completely subjective and maybe only the editor likes you but hey, why let that put you off). I say do what you enjoy, keep writing the same old thing if that's what floats your boat and bugger everyone else.

I was *joking*. Sorry - I'll put a ;-) next time or something. Big love to Pepsoid.

The sarcasm cut through the air like a sharp knife through a hunk of Red Leicester....