What are those?
Last night I dreamt that I'd sat on a book and accidentally farted on it. When I pulled the book from under my arse it was Robert Winston's 'The Story of God' (one which I'm reading at the mo). Thing is - there's a photo of Winston dominating the jacket and when I told my wife that I'd farted on Robert Winston's face she told me that I'd surely go to hell for that. But then I sniffed the book and it smelled like fabric softener - then I woke up?
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennet
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
I think you and I need to stay off the wacky backy, Yan (not that I’ve had any for about 13 years)…
Plasticine Waterdogs are these dogs which my girlfriend and I made out of plasticine… surprisingly enough… which we put in some sort of tub filled with water, and they came alive and started swimming around in it. There was also a snake in there – you know when you get a bit of plasticine and roll it out into a sausage and get it as thin as you can get it? The snake was swimming around in there also, only my girlfriend decided the snake wasn’t long enough (oh god, this is sounding really Freudian now… :-! ), so she took the snake out of the tub and rolled it some more (while it was still alive!)… I woke up before I saw how thin and long she had rolled the snake.
Your farts smell like fabric softener… I take it they don’t it real life… Maybe your farts have healing properties? You have cleansing farts… Has anyone ever told you that you have cleansing farts? Or maybe you have philosophical farts or religious farts… or when you fart, it is, for you, like the “eureka!†moment – your farts are, for you, like a conduit to a higher plane of thought – your farts stimulate you brain, even your soul… Your farts open a window to an untapped well in your subconscious wherein lies the source of your creativity and wisdom…
Or maybe it’s just bollocks?
~PEPS~
“Underlay is overrated."
I am working on a new book, and last night I dreamed I was the main character. She is a horrible, thorny, bitchy woman, and I was beynd embarassement as she went around messing up my life. Funny thing was, I knew I was dreaming, but that didn't stop the discomfort, and I couldn't make myself wake up.
You writin' a book about camus, Lisa? Peps, your dream is very symbolic and primordial. Snakes and serpents and all that. I believe that the reason my fart smelled of fabric softener is because God had forgiven me for my sin. We'll see when I get to heaven's gate. If I see Robert Winston standing sheepishly behind God, grimacing, with his arms crossed, then I know I'm in the shit. Wacky backy? Doesn't go down well with me...makes me paranoid; allows me glimpses into brute truth and depresses me. But I am going fly agaric hunting at delamere at the weekend. All this humidity and rain these last few days those shwooms'll be easing their way up through the damp earth in their zillions. I can smell those pine woods now.
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennet
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
Bollocks are indeed the source of creativity and wisdom, AG. In fact, bollocks are the source of all human thought. For without bollocks, from where would the seed of all humanity and its endeavours originate? Without bollocks, we would be nothing... :-!
~PEPS~
“Underlay is overrated."
Women will be culturing pairs of bollocks in the future. Our time is limited.
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennet
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
Why pairs of bollocks? Why not just one big bollock, for all women to share? It could sit beneath the Millenium Dome...
~PEPS~
“Underlay is overrated."
You mean they haven't cultured them already???
Peps, when you first went to explain plasticine waterdogs it took till the third line to realise you were describing your dream. I'd already started reading it again.
nobody
Horrible, thorny, bitchy woman am I Yan?
Honestly fruitcake, with the amount of bollocks that you spout on these forums we have no need to culture anything.
Rest my case.
That's a good idea, peps. One huge, pulsating bollock. One veiny, undulating testicle under the millenium dome. But how would the women feed from it?
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennet
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
Last night, I had a dream that I was sleeping and somebody woke me. I woke up before I found out why they woke me though.
Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/
took me a while to get my head around that, RD. Oh what's that!? The lonely valentine? Hi!
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennet
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
"...you are playing with the stuff of life..."
... Yes, I suppose I am doing that... in the sense that I am going through a bit of a "thinking about what life & my place in it's all about" phase...
You are indeed wise, emma2004...
~PEPS~
“Underlay is overrated."
She is wise, aint she. I've never really taken dream interpretation seriously; I always scoffed at universal dream dictionaries. But Emma 2004 is something special. I think she may be a darling
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennet
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
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There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
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There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett