Ralph and The Package by Lisa Hinsley

Thank you mykle, glad you liked it. Oh also for the heads up! I have a part two coming up, maybe tomorrow! So stay tuned... Lisa

Thanks, got it, tired idiot logging off for the night! :) Lisa

This is genius, Lisa! An absolute gem! Totally my cup of tea! I can't enthuse enough! However, I'll just calm down a little and say... I particularly liked the following lines... …the sun would shine on it ‘just so’ as to cause Ralph to take note. …he jigged up the short pathway… …patting his padded tummy in eager anticipation. Ralph’s mind closed down, checked out, parted company with his body for a while… ...And I love the fact that Ralph talks like a cartoon character or someone out of The Beano! And the last couple of lines are purest wonderment - especially... “Oh not completely, you dupe, only a little!” (in reference to 'how much' God blew up Ralph) Can't wait for part 2!! Yours with a big grin on my face, which has really set me up right'n'proper for the morning... *** pepsoid *** (PS. I might just print this'un out, take it home & show my girlfriend... the ultimate compliment!)

I texted her the link. She just texted back & said, "'IT'S FUNNY" - enormous compliment! She's a very harsh taskmaster... "P"

Pepsoid, I'm glad you like it, I think my *style* is beginning to emerge. Followed shortly by the abilty to spell... (hopefully) lisa

Spelling is over-rated... ;-)