Hello to everyone on this forum

Hey, Nat. Welcome aboard. On behalf of the ABC welcoming garrison I have been commanded by our true God (T COOK) to request the standard initiation protocol of one thousand pounds sterling to be deposited in the account of ABC Tales by midnight or we will execute a small spikey mammal in your name. Nudity is compulsary as is bad spelling and an attitude to social intercourse that would make Noel Coward soil his smoking jacket. If you feel you have something to say then, by all means, post on these forums but if you want to be allowed back into the light by the mortals then my advice is to keep your head down and don't talk about what goes on here to anyone but the voices that will soon develop behind your eyebrows on the darkest of nights... oh, and check under your bed before you turn out the light- you never know.

if you're still around, i'd like to wish you a welcome as well. and it's true - the voices part...

Welcome to the hedonistic paradise where in our virtual delusion, pleasure never has any consequence. Drink as much as you like and never get a hangover, eat cake and stay slim and shapely, have sex with as many fellow abctalers as possible for in the phorums there is no VD or pregnancy. this is me btw http://www.judesworld.net/judith.html