What Should A Man Carry With Him?

Slippers Clean underwear. Kit-Kat Chunky. With those a man can take on the world. All else is frippery.

an inflated sense of his own worth

Lip balm and breath mints. I'd second Hox with the 'clean underwear' as well.

A guitar and a cheeky grin.

some spare change, a donor card, and a condom HED KEEQUAI

A Swiss army knife. A sense of humour. A credit card. A ticket home, (wherever that may be). and if he's REALLY lucky, the love of a good woman.

a smile :-) ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

A camera. Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/

A Lunchbox of Infinite Sandwiches... ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

I agree with Hox on the Kit Kat chunky. My man becomes horrifically grumpsome when his sugar level gets too low. jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

A gag. An automatic gag. The kind that leaps from the pocket and glues itself over the mans mouth when fuckwittery is threatening to blurt.

....sticking out of his eye? Me too.

Goodness, the Man-Haters Brigade is out in force this afternoon...

*points fingeredly*

Tsk, such a lot of energy given over to negativity...why bother?

and a dual sex automatic gag...

Save the gag, cath, it won't work on her.

Oooh, the Bobsie Twins! How cute!

I had a few suggestions when first reading the post, now deffo some body armour. nobody

Women who hate men attract men who hate women. Glad I'm not one of those. Poor wee girlies.

And she knows that to be true, as she did a Btec National Diploma in it.

And a Phd.

Pfft. I'm sure the both of you have doctorates in Negative Psychology.

I think it was when she was working as a Customer Advisor for the Men who Hate Women therapy board. She headed it up in three weeks you know. She knows what she's talking about.

Now what on earth would I do with the towel, fishy?

oooh that reminds me. A deckchair.

and a packet of jaffas. Fish, what would a man need EARS for?

Some Jaffa cakes wouldn't go amiss either, Eamonn.

I can see I'm running slow today.

A sense of inner dignity is always nice, and maybe an ironwood baton to fend off any harpy perimenopausal man-haters who might be lurking about.

"Fish, what would a man need EARS for?" To stop his glasses falling off. The oldies are still goldies.

Ah yes, I see what what you're referring to. That doesn't happen anymore, it got so people were reminding me when I forgot to do it. I've moved on now, I just slag slimey instead, it's so much more fun.

chocolates for me ( I'm currently munching my way through a box of Thornton's classic collection...on the second layer) jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

tissues and a knowledge of horticulture jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

...on regardless

but Fish, once, about three years ago, you said 'Never marry a poet' so what would you do with the prize winning writer man? Get it on with his assonance, alliteration and clever para-rhymes and then walk out? jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

I thought she said heather, curry, and suet. I've been making drop scones to the wrong recipe all these years.............