My swanky new phone! xxx

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pepsoid
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My swanky new phone! xxx

Hey, guess what? I have joined the technological revolution! I have just acquired a mobile phone on which you can do more than just talk to people, text people and tell the time! You also get fancy tunes, pictures that actually move and games that are more than just a collection of dots on the screen! (I've just downloaded "Prince of Persia ' The Two Thrones for only £2.99!)

I'm so excited, I think I might burst!

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ivoryfishbone
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*looks hopeful*
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pepsoid
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:-) ( ? ) ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

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camus
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*passes Fish Pesks enormous FUCK OFF gun*
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pepsoid
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*hides behind thick steel I DON'T CARE wall, whilst clutching lovely new phone to bossom* ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

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yan
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got meself a funky sony ericson tuvver day. took this pic...see if you can work out what the sign says in back of CAR. http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2884/carapics3010xi0.jpg HED KEEQUAI

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pepsoid
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"SAVE OUR BUSES"...? Wazza "tuvver" when it's (that's apostrophe-ess) at 'ome? ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

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ivoryfishbone
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*loads for bore*
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poetjude
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I love my MDA because I have mobile Internet access and Email. So I can join this discussion on the Brighton to London train jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

 

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archergirl
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I can barely use mine to send text messages; why on EARTH would I want any extras like video games!? I prefer 'pay as you go' emergency-use-only simplicity. I'm a closet Luddite.
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poetjude
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I use my phone for everything except phoning people. Prefer email or good ol' fashioned face-to-face! Agree with you in that I don't see the point of games...why not get a PSP if thats what you want...although I am quite good at Bubble-Burster on mine. The word 'phone' is a bit of a misnomer with me... it is a mobile internet device and PDA. jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

 

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mississippi
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Haemorrhoid, you get sadder by the day. I can't believe anyone gets orgasmic over a fucking phone.

 

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Dr Jekyll
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You should try the vibrate option Missi, love.
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hox
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You should try the new Hirohito Hox 1000 GT.It's a combined phone, MP3 player, FM Radio, Dishwasher, Microwave, Thermometer, and GPS tracking system. I've been using mine for a week now, and I've got biceps like a fucking Gorilla.
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ivoryfishbone
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*loads for gorilla*
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hox
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*unloads for fish*
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ivoryfishbone
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will you put the shopping away too?
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hox
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O.K. Butter in the fridge. Shoes upstairs. Soap in the bathroom. Shoes upstairs Vodka in the Fridge Shoes upstairs. Airwick in the bathroom Vodka in the Fridge Shoes upstairs........next time, I'll go.
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Moimo
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Mobile phones, shit my wife's does everything, watch TV everything. Never uses the extras. My phone does all I need to do and every year they send me an upgrade, the latest whateveron it in a bid to keep me as a customer, which I sell to someone who has time to use all that shit. Pepsoid, there is no way you live with a women, not as sexual partners anyway, that was just too camp. nobody
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Radio Denver
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I have no less than 8 unused mobile (cell) phones sitting in a desk drawer. My latest is a Blackberry and it too will join the pile soon. I hate these things. Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/

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archergirl
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I have an 'old' Nokia from, oh, 2004; I like it a lot, it dials easily and I can find numbers quickly. It has a camera/video thingmie and apparently I can download stuff on it, but I've never bothered using either function. The husband keeps trying to give me his most-recently-discarded phones as he 'upgrades'; I keep refusing. 'Fancier' does not necessarily translate to 'better', IMO.
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poetjude
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I have just used my MDA to make a phone call which lasted 24 minutes and 13 seconds. I feel that I may be at a new stage in my personal development ... jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

 

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styx
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My phone is 5 years old. I put £10 on it, May last year. It's just run out. As for playing games he he he he he I don't need a phone.

 

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archergirl
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24 mins 13 seconds? Is that a record? Styx, I am in agreement. There are other toys which are far more fun!
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poetjude
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yes, it is the longest call I've made in the past year. I get frightened of telephone calls! Don't ask why, I don't even know myself! jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

 

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archergirl
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I loathe talking on the phone with anyone but my friend Speccy, so I understand...
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Radio Denver
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I once did a cell call over 9 hours long. Fortunate for me, I didn't have to pay for it HA! Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/

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>>> (poetjude) I don't see the point of games...why not get a PSP if thats what you want …coz a PSP costs getting on for 200 quid, yet my phone cost a mere fiver! >>> (Missi) Haemorrhoid... I can't believe anyone gets orgasmic over a fucking phone. … It’s that l’il ole devil called “Irony” again, Missi… ;-) >>> (nobody) Pepsoid... that was just too camp. … I’m metrosexual. >>> (RD) My latest is a Blackberry … I so-o-o-o want one of them one day! (how much do they set you back then?) * * * * * I hate speaking to anyone on the phone except my girlfriend… if the phone rings at home, I hide! (not behind the steel I DON’T CARE wall; behind the lead’n’concrete I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU partition) ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

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mississippi
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Had your post been made by someone of a more mature nature I might have read it as irony, as it is, I believe irony is far too subtle a device for one such as you, therefore I choose to read it as yet another illustration of your teenaged personality. ;-)

 

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galfreda
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I also panic whenever the phone rings, even if it isn't mine. I love "caller-ID" because then at least I know who I'm ignoring... There are only a few people whose calls I answer. Well, I am a Dog, according to Chinese Astrology. I also upgraded lately to a new mobile which takes little films. I have been making "shorts" (yeh right) of feet walking on pebbles, swings swinging, my little girl chatting, the wind in the trees etc. It's easier than writing poems...
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pepsoid
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Videophone Poetry... ... I like the sound of that ... :-) ~PEPS~ “There is no spoon.”

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styx
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There has been only one instance that I wanted a camera phone, (or just a camera.) I was walking through Kenwood in Hampstead Heath earlier this year, and the 'Handerchief tree' was in full blossom. It's an imported tree from China and it's only one of two in Europe. The other one's in Ireland. The blossom looks exactly like a square handkerchief, pure white; and no, there were no bogeys on them! Absolutely stunning and they only last a week. I phoned around for someone with a camera phone/camera, but alas no one. My ex has just bought a camera phone for £40; unbelievable! As my old Sagem's battery is beginning to play up I may well invest, but I daren't show it around this area, some guy got his head kicked in just last week for his. Kids eh?

 

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