The Road to Rivendell by qq61

This is a massive satire on Lord of the Rings, football and modern Britain. It so nearly works - but the racism in it, despite that being an intrinsic part of the society in which it is set, still jars. I don't think it's necessary and it could be removed - and it would still make its point, and be a lot funnier:

http://www.abctales.com/story/qq61/chapter-1-the-road-to-rivendell