Global Warming .v. Global Phonies

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Tue, 2008-03-25 23:47

Gets on me tits these parents who go on about, "We're doing it for our children." Bollocks! They have this bizarre vision of the world being some apocalyptic place in 20 years time or so; Not true! They (the phonies) were saying and doing the same when I were 4 years old in 1980. It's 2008 now, I'm 32 years old, and since then my life expectancy has increased, living is more comfortable than it was, and we have cures for all kinds of diseases. Take a walk around an 18th century graveyard and witness life expectancy in those times....not good.

I know plenty of people who do the 'Friends of the Earth' voluntary thing and they don't have a single energy saving light bulb in their houses (you KNOW who you are!) Actually, one of the main reasons they join these organisations is to find a fuck who doesn't mind June Tabor, bad hygiene and a hairy merkin! Lifestylers through and through.

It starts at home! It doesn't matter how much gob you have or how long your hair is, how many facts and figures you can glean or how many hours you give up on a Tursday morning, it starts with a brute determination to oppose the very people who are destroying our planet...and you know who they are!! But no...you aint got the guts!!

Turn the lights out for one night??..oo..how exciting; it's like apple dunking at a royal wedding street party. Nope! Sorry, novelty aint gonna solve anything. Here's a starter: light candles every night, turn off the tv and lights , talk to each other, read, write, fuck, or make beautiful music! And make love!!

The rest of you pretentious wallers can go on collecting your badges and collecting your figures!!

Wed, 2008-03-26 11:27

Kropotkin38

Someone with a collection tin wind you up recently Yan?

Wed, 2008-03-26 17:14

Yan2

Shit! Sorry about this...would it be possible for someone to delete this? I was extremely drunk at the time.

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Wed, 2008-03-26 17:56

Kropotkin38

I think you should fully embrace the ranting of your drunken self. You type really well when you're drunk!

Wed, 2008-03-26 21:08

poetjude

I used to hide my phone before a drinking session to avoid the pain of my 'drunk'n'dial' episodes which were not good in the cold sober light of the next day. Did a few drunken posts as well in my time. Glad it's not like that these days! jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

Wed, 2008-03-26 21:25

Yan2

Ah well, this is the least of my probs. Major re-structural work being done in other parts of cyberspace; mainly with two good online friends who now consider me as nothing more than a foul-mouthed sexual predator - which I am - but my plan was to meet them before I let the cat out the bag.

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Sat, 2008-03-29 00:18

Yan2

Great! Lights out at google. Don't forget yours! Oh dear! I think I ruptured my pomposity.

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Sat, 2008-04-05 06:59

TheShyAssassin

I agree with you Yan, especially the "fuck" and "make love" bits, but I'm fifty and can't get a decent stiffie any more.

Mon, 2008-04-07 16:09

Yan2

oh. Suppose you'll have to settle for tireless activism then. Gwon...there are torch processions to be infiltrated! Are you a bald dwarf?

~It's a maze for rats to try, it's a race for rats to die.~

Mon, 2008-04-14 16:03

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pepsoid

"extremely drunk" or not, Mr Yan, you make some good points! I have recently questioned my own natural aversion to public displays of charity. I try to think, "it's all in a good cause," and such gubbins, but in my gut, whenever a tin is rattled in my general direction, a young ridiculously enthusiastic (and often ridiculously physically attractive) Oxfam worker bounds out from behind a lamp-post at me, or I see an inordinately cheerful TV advert for the "Race for Life," I find I have to suppress the urge to mete physical violence upon someone... anyone (and I'm not a naturally violent person). I've realised what it is... if we were all just *naturally* charitable, "environmentally friendly," etc, etc, etc, there would be little need for much of the above... and I wouldn't be made to feel guilty for not taking part in the latest once-a-year "Charity Event" that somehow serves to absolve the average, all-consuming, short-term-thinking bod of their sins! Or something like that... pe ps oid Blogs by me!... "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"<

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