Pepsoidian Challenges! ... 50-worders

Okay then, just to get the ball rolling... “Magician”: When all was said and done, Gandalf was an old chap, who liked nothing better than sitting down with a nice cup of tea and “Gardener’s World.” ‘Fetch us my slippers, would you, love?’ he said to the missus. ‘Get them yourself, you lazy old git!’ she countered. Married bliss! “The Interview”: So what do you do then? I’m The One. The One what? The One! The One! Saviour of the Universe! You don’t look like much of a “One” – bit runty, truth be known. I’m out of practice. Can you flip a burger? I am The One! I can do anything! “Stormtrooper Love” It wasn’t easy finding love as a Stormtrooper.. Their eyes met across a crowded room… of Stormtroopers… When they finally met, he wasn’t sure if it was the same Stormtrooper he had originally locked eyes with. ‘What’s your name?’ he said, then realised he was talking to an empty uniform. :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

Here's another Matrixy one... Sandwich Suddenly he realised that the sandwich was not a sandwich, but a complex algorithm of codes. “Hmm,” he said, munching thoughtfully… “so cheese is that code… bread is that code… and pickle is that code.” He thought very hard and turned the whole world into a cheese and pickle sandwich. :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )