Mum

me mum came round today for a cuppa chingy and a natter. She told me that she'd made a will and then told me to make sure that I get the contents of the house valued before I sell any of it. I agreed and we had a little contemplative time together. A few digestives later she pipes up, "there's one thing I want you to do before the valuers come round: I want you make sure you've got rid of me knickers." Well, we rolled all over the couch laughing and spitting bits of biscuit everywhere and then I said, "I'll sell 'em on ebay - dead woman's knickers." Well, that set us off again, lol.

Bless her...I love me mum :)