Urge for Offal 2?

Half man half biscuit have a new album out on 18th May.  For their last album, Urge for Offal, I wrote nine offal-based short stories  in the run up to the album's launch {https://www.abctales.com/collection/urge-offal)

So for their forthcoming album, "No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut", released on 18th May, I intend to write ten short stories based on - the titles of the tracks on the album. The Other Terrence Oblong has promised to help with one of the stories. 

• Alehouse Futsal
• Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use)
• Knobheads on Quiz Shows
• Bladderwrack Allowance
• Renfield’s Afoot
• Terminus
• The Announcement
• What Made Colombia Famous
• Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert
• Every Time a Bell Rings
• Emergency Locksmith
• Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe
• Swerving the Checkatrade