Shopping List

The press has been full of that cosmic shopping list stuff because of Noel Edmonds, Deal or No Deal and the primary school biro doodles on his hand.

In the spirit of 'getting what I want' I am going to put my order in here. Cosmos, are you listening? I'm not going to doodle little clouds on my hand though. That's just silly.

1) Book deal
2) House with garden
3) a wine bottle which miraculously fills up with red wine when it is empty
4) A cat
5) A job that pays enough/I'm good at/ I love
6) World Peace
7) End to Poverty
8) More cake
9) Endless gin. Endless tonic. Endless Ice.

Thanks cosmos, really nice of you.