What book do you want to be and what book do you fear you are?

Imagine, for a moment that you are a book.

A book that already exists.

What book would you hope to be and why?

Also, what book do you fear you are?

For me, at the moment I hope I am:

The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis because I am disordered, fragmented, confused and trying to rise above my own meagre understanding of events

I fear that I am more like:

If Only... by Geri Halliwell because I am disordered, fragmented, confused and trying to rise above my own meagre understanding of events.

And also shit.

Anyone else?

Cheers,

Mark