new and nasty

ronseal

Pink Wellies

when you voted BNP- so funny, so caddish suddenly a world of substandard crap is finding it's way onto your kosher list so dance like a twat at Liquid's Skool Disco
Poem of the week

Colonel Crampon Goes Off

Colonel Crampon Goes Off His brolley drips pools of dreary water on the mock marble floor at Kelvedon station he remembers when there used to be a porter
Cherry

Re-Edit

Re-Edit On a pitch black drive I start re-scripting my life, tightening dialogue, editing stumbles swapping locations, time zones, weather. I'm streaming ahead by the time I arrive at you