Don't Vote -stop encouraging the bastards

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Thu, 2010-05-06 08:24

For Sale

Three men in suits
with impressive collection of pre broken promises
vast experience of not answering questions
ambitious
can be moderately insulting to suit the moment
enormous carbon footprints
will kiss babies and hug smelly old people on request
will employ friends and sponsors if elected
healthy account of lies stored away for future use
expert blame layers
crap taste in music
Qualified cliche testers
lots of convenient hand signals
university educated = no need for hard work
fear of the poor love of the rich
professors of smugness
Can drink a half pint of bitter in 1 hour
Can make speeches to rouse their own sycophants
None have worked in jobs that require blood sweat or tears

all available at a Polling Station near you

All three come with predictive text

Vote now and notice no difference since the 1960's

You know it makes no sense

Thu, 2010-05-06 08:58

Kropotkin38

Thu, 2010-05-06 15:01

WillSimpson

Its a flouckin sham and I can't even doss my day away watching telly without some shy ted presenter telling me some bullsteam about some cameron or brown whoever the ulf they are. When are we gonna throw centralised leadership away and divert our attention to the culture vultures? On my council estate we have just had our own official election, Do we elect uncle gary cause he promises to burn the newly installed CCTV pole by pouring petrol into the base box or do we vote for cousin Mick who promises to protect us from the grove hill mafia threatining to come down and start a gang war after 10 years of inner council estate peace.

Until we feel our thoughts our thinking remains unfelt

Thu, 2010-05-06 15:33

lenchenelf

Darling, have you considered coalition with the 'Let them eat cake' party, for 'tis most manly to sport a well powdered wig and unwrinkled stockings, especially when election fever becomes febrile and goes to our heads; style darling, style xx 'Non-sense? I've got a basketful'

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