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My stories

The Valetudinarian

Hello, hello. I'm a sickly fellow. Skin of yellow, Legs of jello. Hello, hello. Goodbye

Recovering the Economy

We're not yobs, We've got jobs, And we sit around all day, Eating cob, cob, cobs. We've got big knobs, And even bigger gobs, And we sit around all...

The Young Bounder #2

I say, I say, I say. Are you those that make hay? Are you those that make curds and whey? Are you those that make hens lay? Are you those that toil...

The Magic of Honours

My name is Derek Dark. I used to be the king of sarc. But now they've made me Sir Derek Dark, I'm nothing better than a policeman's nark. I used to...

Professor Jim

Jim wanted to be a rapper, But he couldn't be any crapper. He practised every day. Lots of sweat and no pay. His neighbours thought he'd bought a...

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