The Magic of Honours
By drkevin
Sat, 31 Oct 2020
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My name is Derek Dark.
I used to be the king of sarc.
But now they've made me Sir Derek Dark,
I'm nothing better than a policeman's nark.
I used to make governments tremble for a lark,
These days, I park me Jag in the BBC car park.
My words always used to hit the mark.
But now I'm a dog, without its bark.
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