Horseinabathtub

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Day 14

The anniversary of most of my worldly possessions is upon us, I still remember well the mornings when I received these gifts. Each one a happy...

Day 13

I think I'm about to hibernate, Getting fatter, more hair starting to grow, I could just curl up in a ball and hide away for weeks, Just have to...

Day 12

I slipped on the ice, This one isn't going to rhyme or anything, I'm just in a lot of pain.

Day 11

Today we're going ice skating, A tradition as old as my arpit hair. I always seem to think, I'll be better this year, Until I step on the ice, slip,...

Day 10

All the presents have been ordered online, So convenient, a few clicks and you're done. The only problem is that things get pretty expensive, And I...

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