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Chris Churcher

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I arrived with a soul

I arrived with a soul, At lunch a man made of leather shot at it with a spoon. Missing my heart and catching my soul, I now live at the bottom of a pond.

2p or 3p

2p or 3p found a dog, One of them sent it to college to be a doctor of fog. Dog no2 got the flu and shot the bitch in the head.

If only the floor moved

If only the floor moved when I lift my feet I would save a lot of energy and so help me to live longer.

car pet creature

Slowly the car pet creature slunk under the roots of the old forest. Strange smoke and music would creep through his mind to tell tales of slink and sloth through nightly staks of corn. Weeds would grow if he let them so he trimmed when necessary to stop the darkness from climbing in.

1p and 2p

1p and 2p went to run away to the Algarve but seeing the price decided a quick dip in the local pool would do the trick. A trick at the pool cost £15 so they put all they had together and made 3.

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