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Chris Churcher

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A doctor in the family

My mother always wanted a doctor in the family. So when I grow up I will put all of my mind and brain into learning how to think about putting people back together.

The cat did away with his spoon

Early one sky filled day a cat made of fur and stuff stepped through his very own battering door to find a whole day in front of him and last night curled up behind him in a spacious ball. Cocktails and hazed youngsters haunted his crawling sloping steps to the sea.

The nimmen work early

The Nimmen woke early on the 31st of February to there normal routine of hair and tooth combing. These little treasures headed out in packs to help with the morning pick up. Green of hair and blue of tooth the Nimmen drove in a rush on their blue book of song and dance to the street corner where the govoner would be waiting to dispense ideas and jobs for the day. Two neat little cues formed, one cue of the Nimmen had ½ size banjos slung across there backs, the other, slightly larger que where naked except for their cause green hair that covered them tip to top. Cue one (with banjo) were sent to help with rubbish relocation in the inner city. The second and slightly more naked line was sent out to fill the minds of the sleeping with thoughts of joy and wonderment. The banjo sporting Nimmen headed of to play joyful tunes to the dustbin men on there early rounds round the city. For a happy bin man is a Nimmen working well. Freely they laughed and played jolly jigs in the key of happiness so people like you and me would have a clean road unobstructed in the mornings.

It happened quite naturally

It happened quite naturally, he woke up. The sun shine hit the moon shine and a tickly laugh crossed his cracked smile. Soon our hero would be dressed for a day in the life of himself. The Ritual movements of walking filled his journey to the office where on arrival he undid the breaks and set sail on the ocean blue.

One said to the other

Part 1 One boob said to the other "my word it is hot in here" and spontaneously burst into flames. The ash was collected and posted off to a small man who looks after the dust that collects. In his pots he distributed the ash and was satisfied with his work went to

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